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Posted: 24 Jun 2010 10:53 PM PDT

Blogging can be stressful. What with all the work involve. You need to brainstorm for ideas, write high quality articles, build lots of links. All this is like an endurance race that only the fittest one who can sit in front of their computers longest will survive. To win this rat race, bloggers should take some initiative to lesson their burdens. Here are some peripherals which will make your hours in front of the monitor less stressful.

The G-Spot Mouse

G Spot Mouse

This is the latest innovation from Yanko Designs. Guaranteed to make your numb hand even number and your stiff wrist even stiffer. (no pun intended)

Up next, The Busty Mousepads

mousepad

From Busty Mousepads,

Dad will most definitely poke at it. Mom will roll her eyes. Then poke at it.

My opinion is it is best used to exercise your tired fingers after hours of typing on your keyboard.

The Humping USB Dog.

See the dog from ThinkGeek

..well…they sort of, kind of, um… “go to town,” if you will. And they won’t stop until you um…separate them from the source of their affections.

Best used for relaxing the tired eyes. This will definitely pull your eye’s attention away from your monitor.

The Sperm Stick

Use it as a present when proposing marriage to your similarly geeky girlfriend. She will squeal with delight. From article in Gizmodo

The Lingerie Mouse.

lingerie mouse

From Mouseenvy, rest your palms on it while you think of what to write. Will give you much inspiration.

And to avoid being call a Male Chavinist. here is one for the women. While the men are all working ‘hard’ with their computers, the women too deserves something while they are working. Presenting to the woman of the house………….

The Orgasmtron 3000

From my favorite innovator, Dominic Wilcox, he brings to the world, this machine that will make women want to do the laundry all day long.

Washing Machine

Do not be surprise that when you are doing all the hard work in front of your computer, your wife is spending hours washing every piece of washable laundry in the house. Don’t be worried that your wife might be suffering from a mental breakdown when she actually smiled when you spilled coffee on your brand new jeans or when the children took a mud bath outside.

pleasure dial

This beautiful Hunk of a machine is a women’s dream come true. beautifully cald in leather it even comes with a ‘oh!’ pleasure dial to set the level of ecstasy she chooses. It can be set to just ‘oh’ for a mild one right up to ‘oooooooh’ for the wildest one.

All male bloggers should get one for their wives to prevent them from straying out of boredom due to your hours and hours of hard work blogging in front of your computer.

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